Be dishonest. Buy cheap and sell expensively. Avoid paying salaries. Promote your image as a philanthropist. Don’t bother on being original. Copy other’s ideas and present them as your own. Sabotage all competition. Get the monopoly. Bribe everyone. Make friends with good Samaritans and pretend to support their causes. Be an ally to every religion. Engage with sports. Believe your villainy is an altruistic sacrifice for a higher cause.