Act as if you win by default. Make other people believe you always win. You don’t have to make it as a matter of perspective. Focus on making real winners feel like losers. Install guilt, remorse, shame and failure on them. Pick anything they have done during competition and make it dirty, obnoxious, repulsive and […]
Etiqueta: caustic humor
Sell your soul expensively. Money is the source of respectability. Honor and dignity are matters of perspective and money can buy the best angle for you. When someone wants to buy your soul, to corrupt you, this means you are a valuable commodity, you are a top priority necessity. Embrace the opportunity. Be proud of […]
Don’t be consistent but do look consistent. Build your consistency on your appearance, adding some eccentric traits to justify what might look consistent. You are a unique person who embraces the causes of everyone. Support both genocide and human rights on the grounds of self-defense and the need for exceptions on certain circumstances. Show strong […]
Publish about making a fortune online. Create a blog and a video channel about making a fortune online. Share content from other bloggers and youtubers about making a fortune online in exchange for them sharing your content about making a fortune online. Hire ghost writers to write serial books about making a fortune online and […]
Always support your friend. If your friend is racist, sexist, irrational, violent, dishonest, loud, presumptuous and abusive, become yourself racist, sexist, irrational, violent, dishonest, loud, presumptuous and abusive also. You must agree with your friend and provide the favorite suggestions of behavior. Never list your principles. Do your best to have none but present yourself […]
Be dishonest. Buy cheap and sell expensively. Avoid paying salaries. Promote your image as a philanthropist. Don’t bother on being original. Copy other’s ideas and present them as your own. Sabotage all competition. Get the monopoly. Bribe everyone. Make friends with good Samaritans and pretend to support their causes. Be an ally to every religion. […]
Get real. Pretend you care. Rest as much as possible. Once you freak out, take the medicines. Make good friends wherever you go to. Learn how to awesomely masturbate.
Always tell people what they want to ear, using as much clichés as possible. Leave the truth for presumptuous losers.